_{short starter call since im rusty!}

kolhearted:

^{“How did you manage to light half the menorah? It’s the second day.”
“Careful–– the latkes are hard as hockey pucks.”
“You didn’t need to bring anything tonight, but thank you.”
“Tonight’s just for the gelt: here, let’s go watch.”
“If someone doesn’t move the menorah, the curtains are going to catch on fire.”
“Grandpa’s telling the story of the Maccabees to anyone who will listen, so watch out.”
“I’ve never actually heard the whole story of Hanukkah, I don’t think.”
“It’s impossible to cheat at dreidel, calm down.”
“Do you know how impossible it was to find Hanukkah lights for the house? Sit down and enjoy it.”
“I think that the stash of sufganiot was raided. And by I think, I mean I raided the stash of sufganiot. Run!”
“If I hear another Christmas carol, I might scream.”
“And there go the curtains. Why didn’t someone move the menorah?”
“Come on, let’s go home. We’ll be here again tomorrow night.”
“One night down, seven to go.”}

vhsmeme:

• ‘ stay with me tonight? ’
• ‘ don’t talk. save your strength. ’
  
• ‘ hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay. ’
  
• ‘ i’ll be right here. don’t worry. ’
  
• ‘ i think we’re done. ’
  
• ‘ hold my hand. ’
  
• ‘ it’s all been a lie, hasn’t it? ’
  
• ‘ we’re out of time. ’
  
• ‘ you’ll always be a friend. ’
  
• ‘ just hold me. ’
  
• ‘ i have to leave you behind. i’m sorry. ’
  
• ‘ don’t do that. it’ll only hurt. ’
  
• ‘ go on, cry. ’
• ‘ keep your eyes open. ’
  
• ‘ can i hug you? ’
  
• ‘ i trusted you. ’
  
• ‘ do you remember? ’
  
• ‘ i loved you. ’ 

littlelovelymemes:

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’
‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’
‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’
‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’
‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’
‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’
‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’
‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’
‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’
‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’
‘  and they were roommates!  ’
‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’
‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’
‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’
‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’
‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’
‘  bitch disgusting  ’
‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’
‘  so no head?  ’
‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’
‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’
‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’
‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’
‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’
‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’
‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’
‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’
‘  look at all those chickens  ’
‘  i smell like beef  ’
‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’
‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’
‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’
‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’
‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’
‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’
‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’
‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’
‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’
‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’
‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’
‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’
‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’
‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’
‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’
‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’
‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’
‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’
‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’
‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’
‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’
‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’
‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’
‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’
‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’
‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’
‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’
‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’
‘  he needs some milk!  ’
‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’
‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’
‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’
‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’
‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’
‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’
‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’
‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’
‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’
‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’
‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

rpmemesfam:

kissy sentence starters.

“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ”
“ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ”
“ they can all just kiss my ass. ”
“ i kissed someone today. ”
“ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ”
“ kissing burns calories you know. ”
“ my lips really want to meet yours. ”
“ so are we going to kiss or not? ”
“ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ”
“ don’t talk, just kiss me. ”
“ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ”
“ you make me want to kiss you. ”
“ you owe me a kiss. ”
“ pucker up. ”
“ read my lips, no. ”
“ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ”
“ i just want to kiss you. ”
“ i miss your lips. ”
“ give me a kiss. ”
“ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ”
“ ever kiss in the rain? ”
“ ever kiss under water? ”
“ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ”
“ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ”
“ i love when our lips meet. ”
“ where do you want me to kiss you? ”
“ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ”
“ did you really just kiss him/her? ”
“ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ”
“ kiss me one more time. ”
“ want to make out? ”
“ you’re a terrible kisser. ”
“ teach me how to kiss? ”
“ i remember our first kiss. ”
“ your lips are calling my name. ”
“ let’s just kiss already. ”

• "have you ever had a girlfriend before?"
• "not all lesbians listen to tegan and sara."
• "my past girlfriends were all disappointed in my glaring lack of flannel."
• "i'm not femme or butch... i'm more... futch?"
• "i've never been with a girl before but i'm in the market to change that."
• "so, i started reading sappho's poetry yesterday. it's actually pretty good. and gay."
• "am i a disappointing lesbian if i like dogs more than cats?"
• "i need to be butcher."
• "when i look at a girl, i can't decide if i want to be her or be on her. it's a real struggle."
• "i've noticed since i came out, the population of plaid in my closet has increased drastically."
• "you're my girlfriend, not my mom. unless you're into that. then i'm kink-shaming you."
• "does my haircut read as lesbian or more 'straight girl who chats up girls on tinder for me and my manbun boyfriend to hook up with'? ...please say lesbian."
• "i don't have any cats."
• "let's face it: i'm a stud."
• "lesbian bed death was a concept created by bitter straight people who were jealous that lesbians actually have orgasms every time we fuck."
• "my type? girl... who's available and interested in me."
• "you can tell she's been single for a while. i can't even remember the last time she clipped her nails."
• "she sent me a finger pic last night. ...is that a thing?"
• "i wish i was a sports lesbian but i'm just a sleeps for 14 hours and forgets to clean the cat box for 3 days lesbian."
• "i heard her listening to hayley kiyoko. she's not straight."
• "do i look gay?"
• "i'm wearing a bowtie to our wedding. it's going to bring out my eyes."
• "i think our dog's a lesbian."
• "this woman at work asked me if i knew ellen. i told her we all get together every other weekend to catch up on the latest hot gossip. i think she believed me."
• "i'm so fucking gay."

memesandthings:

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.

• [ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.
  
• [ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.
• [ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.
  
• [ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.
  
• [ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.
• [ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.
  
• [ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.
  
• [ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.
• [ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.
  
• [ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.
  
• [ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.
• [ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.
  
• [ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.
  
• [ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.
  
• [ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.
  
• [ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.
  
• [ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.
• [ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.
• [ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.

rpmemes-galore:

Of Monsters And Men —  Beneath The Skin Album  {Sentence Starters}

• “I need nothing.”
  
• “Hold me down.”
  
• “It isn’t you, it isn’t.”
  
• “I can see through you.”
  
• “Stop, I will take control.”
  
• “Cage me like an animal.”
• “You are right, I’ll move on.”
  
• “I couldn’t breathe if I tried.”
• “I’m a bird and a broken one.”
  
• “You and I will not be shaken!“
  
• “You’re feeding on my energy.”
• “I’m a beast and the vicious one.”
  
• “I fear you won’t. I fear you don’t.”
  
• “Are you really going to love me?”
  
• “We set the fire and we let it burn.”
  
• “Are you really going to need me?”
  
• “I am lost and led only by the stars.”
  
• “Why are they shaking their heads?“
• “There was nothing left for us to do.”
• “I am sorry for the trouble, I suppose.”
  
• “I am sorry, this is always how it goes.”
  
• “If I lose control, I feed the beast within.”
  
• “You saw me in new light and I saw you.”
• “So, please, look away… don’t look at me.”
  
• “You caught me in the tide and I caught you.”
  
• “And when you’re starving, you’ll need it, too.”
  
• “My blood runs red, but my body feels so cold.”
  
• “And I should eat you up and spit you right out.”
  
• “In spite of all my fears, I can see it all so clear.”
  
• “Hungry for the kill, but this hunger… it isn’t you.”
• “So, you could have tried to take a closer look at me.”

• ♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
• ♕: Holding hands
• ♖: Having their hair washed by your muse
• ♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
• ♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort
• ♙: Sharing a bed
• ♚: Head scratches
• ♛: Sharing a dessert
• ♜: Shoulder rubs
• ♝: Reading a book together
• ♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
• ♟: Patching up a wound
• ♤: Taking a bath together
• ♧: Your muse playing with their hair
• ♡: Accidentally falling asleep together
• ♢: Forehead or cheek kisses
• ♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
• ♣: Back scratches
• ♥: Your muse crying about something
• ♦: Slow dancing

headliar:

^{starter call!}