hi im finally on winter break so im FINALLY gonna be able to do my replies lololol
tracking #headliar
immortality , my darlings . ❞
unraveled by camila. 18. pst.
hi im finally on winter break so im FINALLY gonna be able to do my replies lololol
so im a liar.
ok i still have a lot to do for school BUT this weekend!!!! this weekend im gonna shoot for doing 3 replies at least
im swamped w school rn but i’ll queue replies later pinky swear
[ outgoing » sms » “cher” ] OMG
[ outgoing » sms » “cher” ] That is so messed up
[ outgoing » sms » “cher” ] Those freaks should be caged and beaten, how dare !
[ outgoing » sms » “cher” ] are you okay babe??
[ outgoing » sms » “cher” ] god, if i was there i’d kill them for you
[ outgoing » sms » D ] I’m fine lol
[ outgoing » sms » D ] I’m soooo getting more locks on my door though
[ outgoing » sms » D ] And stealing Jason’s weed
( * &. – TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE SENTENCE STARTERS .
* taken from the 2018 movie to all the boys i’ve loved before, based on the series by jenny han. you can also find the book starters here. as always, feel free to change pronouns !
- ‘ a lot of girls would be pretty weirded out by their boyfriend sleeping in someone else’s room, but you’re so trusting. ’
- ‘ am i just a joke to you? ’
- ‘ are you crazy? who’s gonna believe we’re in a relationship if i’m not allowed to kiss you? ’
- ‘ are you keeping tabs on me? ’
- ‘ are you kidding me? this is the reason why you broke up with me? ’
- ‘ are you trying to reject me right now? ’
- ‘ because i’m in love with you. only you. ’
- ‘ before your murder our sister, could i just ask you a question? ’
- ‘ being with you was so easy that sometimes i let myself pretend it wasn’t fake. ’
- ‘ but over time, that feeling just faded away and i missed my best friend. and it wasn’t love. ’
- ‘ can we talk about this? let me drive you home and i’ll explain everything to you. ’
- ‘ can you maybe just admit that some part of you doesn’t want everything in your life to be a fantasy? ’
- ‘ can you turn around? please? ’
- ‘ come on, talk to me. what happened to no secrets? ’
- ‘ do you think you might change your mind? ’
- ‘ duh, first rule of fight club. ’
- ‘ finally, everyone is gonna see you for who you really are. ’
- ‘ for someone who has such good grades, you can be so dense sometimes. ’
- ‘ for someone who’s quiet all the time, you sure have a lot of opinions. ’
- ‘ he is not as confident as he pretends to be. i am not as though as i pretend to be. and you, you are not as innocent as you pretend to be. ’
- ‘ he looks at you like you’re a sexy little rubik’s cube. he can’t figure you out, but he’s having fun trying. ’
- ‘ her face is gonna be in the wrong place! ’
- ‘ her logic was off, but her heart was in the right place. ’
- ‘ how did i let this happen? i’m so stupid. ’
- ‘ how do you tell your fake boyfriend you can’t go with him because you’re starting to have real feelings? you can’t. ’
- ‘ i am way better looking than that guy. ’
- ‘ i can count on you to be honest, always. ’
- ‘ i can’t believe i inadvertently dabbled in porn before i lost my virginity, but it’s been a strange year all around. ’
- ‘ i can’t believe i let you convince me to go on a trip that requires getting up before 7:00 am. ’
- ‘ i could never hate you. ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to be friends with you like this. ’
- ‘ i don’t know what to tell you. that sucks. i’m sorry. ’
- ‘ i don’t understand why you didn’t tell me all this was happening in the first place. ’
- ‘ i heard my cousin dumped you for a college student, that true? ’
- ‘ i heard you have a tail. is that true? ’
- ‘ i just know that he likes you. i can tell by the way he looks at you. ’
- ‘ i just wanna be super clear: i’m flattered, i am, but… ’
- ‘ i just wanna finish this chapter. ’
- ‘ i know you love me. ’
- ‘ i know you’re only being nice to me because i accidentally made a sex tape and you feel bad. ’
- ‘ i like your hair down. you look pretty. ’
- ‘ i love how you’re not afraid of her. ’
- ‘ i need you to know that i like you. ’
- ‘ i need you to know that i like you. and not in a fake way. ’
- ‘ i think it’s funny, you say you’re scared of commitment and relationships, but you don’t seem to be afraid to be with me. ’
- ‘ i thought you were gonna hate me. ’
- ‘ i wrote five love letters so don’t go feeling too special. ’
- ‘ if i hear anyone talking about you or that video, i’m gonna kick all of their asses. ’
- ‘ if it was real and he still doesn’t want me… then at least i’ll know. ’
- ‘ if it wasn’t real then i didn’t lose anyone. ’
- ‘ if you ask, it ruins the whole vibe. be cool. ’
- ‘ if you miss him, why don’t you just tell him? ’
- ‘ if you need me i’ll be in the nurses office, with a migraine, googling justin trudeau shirtless. ’
- ‘ if you really, truly didn’t want those letters to be sent, then why did you address them? ’
- ‘ if you’re gonna have sex in a public place, you’ve gotta deal with the consequences. ’
- ‘ is it so unbelievable that someone could like me? ’
- ‘ it was fated, that we should meet like this. ’
- ‘ it was spin the bottle, you psycho! and it was tongueless! ’
- ‘ it’s a cool trick, right? you wanna see me do it again? ’
- ‘ it’s bad enough if a guy were to do this, but a girl? that’s despicable. ’
- ‘ it’s been a strange year all around. ’
- ‘ it’s cold outside. i don’t do cold. ’
- ‘ i’d say if anyone stupidly fell for someone who doesn’t like them back, it’s not you. ’
- ‘ i’m gonna kill you. ’
- ‘ i’m just here to take down one of those chocolate shakes. ’
- ‘ i’m just so tired of writing love letters. it’d be nice to receive them. ’
- ‘ i’m more real to you than he is. ’
- ‘ i’m not trying to date you. ’
- ‘ i’m officially back to being invisible. ’
- ‘ i’m onto a nickname for you: largie, it’s funny because you’re so small! ’
- ‘ i’m sorry i didn’t sit next to you. ’
- ‘ i’m tired of being second best or fake best. ’
- ‘ last night was a mistake. ’
- ‘ like i said, i didn’t do it. ’
- ‘ look, i am really sorry. about everything. ’
- ‘ look, i just wanna say that i really– i appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen. ’
- ‘ no one’s ever liked me like that. ’
- ‘ no, this is a fight i have to handle myself. ’
- ‘ no, you’re not just a joke to you, you just don’t understand the situation. ’
- ‘ oh… it’s you. ’
- ‘ screw you, you know my feet are always cold. ’
- ‘ she just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet, i think she’s just in withdrawal. ’
- ‘ she’s gorgeous, but you have way better style. ’
- ‘ since you’ve been together, i’ve never seen you so happy. ’
- ‘ sleep where you want, sluts. ’
- ‘ so here’s the thing, i don’t actually like you. i just had to make it look like i liked you so someone else wouldn’t think i liked them. ’
- ‘ so love and dating? i love to read about it and it’s fun to write about and to think about in my head, but when it’s real… yeah, it’s scary. ’
- ‘ so, what, now you’re ignoring me? ’
- ‘ still think you haven’t gotten a love letter? ’
- ‘ stop. don’t finish that sentence. ’
- ‘ the more people that you let into your life, the more they can just walk right now. ’
- ‘ the reason i went to her room that night was to tell her that it’s over because… i’m in love with you. ’
- ‘ then again, he’s a jock and they’re slow learners. ’
- ‘ there’s no one like you. ’
- ‘ this is all your fault! i hate everyone! ’
- ‘ those shoes weren’t just cool, i thought they were kind of hot. ’
- ‘ um, hi… personal space, much? ’
- ‘ we are still together. you’re just trying to pull out because you’re scared. ’
- ‘ we can never tell anyone that this relationship is fake because it would be too humiliating for both of us. ’
- ‘ we need to have a contract so we’re on the same page about the rules. ’
- ‘ we’re still cool, right? ’
- ‘ …we’re still talking about her? ’
- ‘ what do i have to do to get you to bring me one of these tomorrow? ’
- ‘ what do you put in a contract for a real relationship? ’
- ‘ what if we let people think we were actually together? just for a little while. ’
- ‘ why didn’t you just tell me that? i feel like i would’ve understood. ’
- ‘ you are such a snob! ’
- ‘ you can be mad at someone and still miss them. ’
- ‘ you can’t just sit up in your room writing love letters that you’re never gonna send out. ’
- ‘ you didn’t even say it wasn’t true? you just let everyone think we had sex in the hot tub when you know we didn’t? ’
- ‘ you didn’t tell anyone about last night, did you? ’
- ‘ you gonna break my heart? ’
- ‘ you got rules? come on, you really know how to zap the fun out of a situation. ’
- ‘ you gotta trust. ’
- ‘ you have this whole judgy face scenario going on. ’
- ‘ you kissed me first. ’
- ‘ you knew that i liked him and you kissed him anyway! ’
- ‘ you know i’m gay, right? ’
- ‘ you know people usually check behind them before they reverse to, you know, avoid killing others. ’
- ‘ you know what? if you want me to read that then you have to give that to me. ’
- ‘ you look good. you always look good. ’
- ‘ you look pretty. i’ll prove it to you. ’
- ‘ you owe me braid crowns for the rest of your life. ’
- ‘ you should never go to college with a boyfriend. ’
- ‘ you were never second best. ’
- ‘ your filthy little secret’s safe with me. ’
- ‘ your mouth is saying something, but your mouth said something completely different. ’
- ‘ you’re like a sweet, innocent girl and he’s a complete dick. i don’t get it! ’
- ‘ you’re officially pg-13 again. ’
- ‘ you’re still in love with this bon iver wannabe? ’
- ‘ you’ve gotta tell people how you feel when you feel it. ’
also i need 2 redo my icons……
alison voice emily asked if i liked her so i said no, you know, like a liar
this is a private and canon divergent portrayal of alison dilaurentis of freeform's pretty little liars with heavy headcanoning and no book influence.
i generally portray ali pre series and up to season 4a but will write 4b+ if we plot that.
this blog is currently being majorly revamped.
i'm fine with platonic and romantic pre-established ships as long we discuss them first but i prefer natural ships, of course.
all promos, icons, and graphics you see on this blog are created by me and not up for public use unless stated otherwise.
under no circumstances will i interact with hamilton muses, muses that are nazis or parallel nazis, cis-swapped muses, or multis with these muses so just don't follow me.
you can call me mila or camz if camila is too formal. i'm 19 now but i won't write smut. i use she/her and they/them. mutuals can ask for snapchat, discord, etc. i swear a lot.
the biggest things that aren't canon on my blog are every a reveal after mona, alex drake, cece being a dilaurentis, and spencer being mary's daughter.
my ali apologizes personally and in depth to the girls about her treatment of them and actually gets to confront her family's abuse of her as well as how they influenced her to be abusive when she was 14. she's still shady and can be a thot bc she's still ali and she's also being framed for murder.
furthermore, ali is diagnosed with ptsd, bipolar i, and bpd upon returning and is pushed to go to therapy. one day i'll write real meta abt that bc that's super important to me.
since cece isn't a, alison doesn't stay in rosewood after graduating college. she cuts ties with her family aside from jason and moves to a big city. what exactly happens from there is verse dependent
oh also? my ali is jewish. ali is ethnically sephardic but was raised catholic and she finds her faith in hashem and converts to reform judaism after her return. it is extremely unlikely that if we're writing pre ali's return your muse knows she is jewish.
alison ruled with a velvet fist
AGE: 14 to 15
secrets are a currency , and alison is rich . not even a sophomore and she's already running rosewood .
how to disappear and never be found
AGE: 15 to 17
for two years , alison runs , and grieves , and regrets and does everything she can to protect her girls .
i'll be good. i'll be so good
AGE: 17 to 18
the queen's exile ends . she returns to her kingdom with her keys in hand and court on arm and things should be fine now . spoiler alert : they aren't .
Tbd
AGE: 18 to 24
adult verse, during or post time jump.
maybe i got mine but you'll all get yours
AGE: 15 to 18
if loser mona thinks sending the big bad bitch away will solve her problems , she's dumber than she looks . A is nothing but a pathetic immitation of the real thing , and alison is going to let them all know it .
SHE'S GOT HORNS LIKE A DEVIL
AGE: 15 to 18
alison survives that night unscathed . A , however , doesn't just go away . maybe it's time to remind this bitch who the fuck she is .
THE LESS ANYONE QUESTIONS IT
AGE: ???
undecided verse, takes place whenever, crossovers that don't fit in other verses take place here.
HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE CASTLE
AGE: 14 to 18
in another world, she is born alison westergaard to a failure of a prince in a hellhole called the isle of the lost.


